owlservice:

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

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gracelynoxenarian:

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uhhhh hello tumblr!


first post on here


still not sure how this works

but erm yeah



zooophagous:

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

segamascott:

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Translation: As far as we’re concerned, we dun it, but we refuse to admit to that in any way that will stand up in a court of law.

“Yeah, we did it. And don’t fuck with us or you’re next bitch.”

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melodespiza:

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

Debra Lynn Copeland posts to Backyard Bird Lovers on Facebook: I’ve had robins on my porch every year. This year has been quite interesting! On Sunday I found two eggs in the nest and by Tuesday afternoon there were 8 eggs! I had never seen that many. So I did a little bit of research and found out that 8 eggs means they were likely laid by two different females. So I set up a camera to see what would happen. And much to my surprise there are two females caring for the eggs. They are NOT happy to be sharing the nest. But they are stubborn and neither mother is willing to leave her eggs. I read that usually the robins are so territorial that one mother will leave. During the day they kick each other out of the nest taking turns sitting on the eggs. Then at night they both have such a strong instinct to sit on the eggs all night that they BOTH sit on the nest. One bird sits on the other. They fight and peck at each other constantly! Although they seem to have come to some sort of understanding and tolerate each other much better now. Here are some pictures and videos of these very stubborn and devoted mother robins. I can tell them apart by their markings by their eyes. And I can tell they are both females by the way the mothers settle onto the eggs and cover them with their brood patch.  Have you ever seen two females sit on the nest at the same time!?  St Thomas, Ontario Canada May 4, 2025ALT
A bird's nest with eight sky blue robin's eggs in it.ALT
One female robin sits upon the other in the same nest.ALT
In black-and-white (photographed at night), the female robins sit next to each other on the same nest, their beaks pointing at each other. Their eggs are visible in the nest below them.ALT
In black-and-white (photographed at night), one female robin sits upon the other in the same nest.ALT
The female robins sit next to each other in the same next, although one is partially sitting on the other.ALT
The male robin (perhaps the baby daddy of both females) has come to visit the next. The females, partially stacked atop each other, stare back at him.ALT

And they were roommates

If anyone was curious how this ended

6/8 eggs successfully hatched!

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And 5 of them survived to fledge!

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The homeowner placed a foam mattress with nesting material underneath and was thankfully able to return accidentally-evicted nestlings four times when they fell out!

Happy that most of them made it

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jordiemeow:

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clark having a debate club winner trophy but crashing out two minutes into an interview with lois is so funny


mightbebobbie:

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they’re doing very important mission research and whatnot


j-k-i-ng:

“Untitled“ by | Göran Ebenhart

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xanaxfarts:

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Gem Cities by Neave Bozorgi

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captains0ur:

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its like 1 in the morning but I just love them